
of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite
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of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite
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yes
exquisite, some would say

| mom: | are you on drugs? |
|---|---|
| me: | 私は今の薬です |
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#if this was what I saw when I opened the door #I would just shout NOPE and shut it instantly
It was your typical Saturday morning. Still in pajamas you went looking for food downstairs. The doorbell rings and with a huff you get up to answer it, muttering your annoyance at having your weekend disturbed. You were supposed to be going to the mall with your best friend Emily, but you hadn’t heard from her in days. Flicking the TV on as you pass by, Supernatural comes on. Rubbing your eyes sleepily you open the door. The tall one flashes a tight grin while the smaller one grins unabashedly. You’re not really paying attention until the taller one pipes up with a “Hi, we’d like to ask you about-“. But he’s cut off as you realise who is on your doorstep. With a shriek and a shrill “NOPE” you swing the door shut and begin to hyperventilate. Realising what you’ve just done you hastily comb your hair and re-open the door. “…Emily Prescott?” the tall one finishes his sentence. You look up at the faces of Sam and Dean Winchester fearfully and let them into your house.
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
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happy-sasquatch-flying-a-tardis:
blasphemy-and-misha-collins-too:
i will never not reblog this
#is it a bird?nooo! #is it a plane?noo! #is it a jensen ackles? YEES!
he’s probably trying to reach some pie while yelling ackles wants some snackles
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